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As you all know Nog spelled backwards is God, so Nog created the universe even though religion is debatable. Nog was just randomly farting around and he was all like "hey let's make a universe I'll put an apple pie, and then I'll make a girl or two and then I'll add a guy" and he farted out planet earth, which is just his Nog egg which will one day hatch into baby Nog. Recently, Adork303 founded the Nog Worshipers cult, it is a highly secretive and very threatening group of cultists who live in the woods, and are known to pray to a golden statue of Nogs chest hairs, after eating Pop-tads. More news will come as it is unearthed.